huthmonster:

The Cabin in the Woods (2012):
Do not read the Latin!”

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

misandry-mermaid:

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

WHOEVER MADE THIS PLEASE ACCEPT MY HAND IN MARRIAGE

ohyns:

i found this in another school cubicle. the next day it had been painted over 

"the ones you love become ghosts inside you,

and like this you keep them alive”

mewthington:

easilyhumored:

it’s so nice that my cousin is offering 2 gourmet dishes as well as 3 different types of people for dinner at her wedding

children

(Source: easilyhumored)

peble:

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under